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What Religion is a Bra?  
12:04pm 03/09/2008
 
 
Ang

 What Religion is a Bra?

 

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

 


'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

 
 
 


'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

 


'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

 

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'

 


Relieved, the man asked about the types.

 

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

 

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

 


The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

 

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole
hills.

 

 

 

 

 

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

 

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

 

 

 

 

Send this to all that will appreciate it!

 

 

 

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

 

 

mood: giggly giggly
tags: humor
 
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Writer's Block: Six-Word Story  
11:34am 14/08/2008
 
 
Ang
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Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

Submitted By [info]femspectre


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 Take this job and shove it.
 
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County Fair  
10:35am 27/07/2008
 
 
Ang
mood: chipper chipper
tags: fair
 
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want a haircut.....need advice  
01:27pm 17/07/2008
 
 
Ang

Okay i got new glasses and got my smile fixed, my next projects are to go in and get my eyebrows waxed again but also i want a new haircut. I hate my hair right now. It's been the same for years becasue i'm a big scardy cat when it comes to change. But i want something new.


What type of hair cut do you think would look good on me? Is their an actress or other celebrity who's haircut you think would look good? Any help in this matter would be appreciated.

here's what i look like now 

 
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m.i.a.....  
07:58pm 13/06/2008
 
 
Ang
Starting Monday I maybe M.I.A. for a couple days. I'm having dental surgery and maybe out of it.... 
 
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relaxing day at home  
11:19am 18/05/2008
 
 
Ang
 Were getting ready for the big camping trip next weekend. I finally got bri's truck wired up and the tow package put on, when we ran into a small snag. The truck and the trailer have the same end. So now i'm in search of an adapter.  We also got a repacement jack for the trailer. I wanted to get the same type that was on there but Brian said we had to get the heavy duty one, which doesnt fit. So now he has to make the whole a little bigger to fit the new jack. I also still need to get the new cushion covers sewn up. The trailer has three in it, I've managed to get two done. The last one is a little more difficult because it's actually two pieces of foam and Brian wants it made into one cushion. I have this long list of things to get done. Plus i still got to go grocery shopping for the camping trip. I went yesterday for our regular groceries but i think i'll wait until its closer to the weekend so the kids dont eat it all. ........more update later, i gotta go check the trailer before i forget
 
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Local Boy drafted to NFL  
07:25pm 27/04/2008
 
 
Ang
http://nfldraft.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?sport=1&player=36024&type=scoutingreport#scouting

 
 
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Brian's new toy  
11:14am 27/04/2008
 
 
Ang




does anybody have a step ladder?


2005 Dodge Durango


2005 Dodge Durango


Ali chatting in the durango...stop growing up dammit




 Here's photos of Brian's new truck.
 
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Dear Mother Nature:  
08:09am 27/03/2008
 
 
Ang

I awoke this morning to find that it was only 35 degrees outside. This is not what i expect to see during spring break. Apparently the faeries have withheld the memo from you letting you know that it was in fact Spring. Why else would you have allowed Jack Frost to be distributing this white crystalline substance that was falling outside my window. Please contact him and order him to  cease and desist because I hate that snow crap. I'm tired of winter and having to build a fire in the woodstove (like it would kill any of the three men at my house to do it). I want to see my pretty purple flowers out front. Thanks for your help.

Sincerely,

Your frozen friend

 
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Who was watching this kid?  
12:48pm 26/03/2008
 
 
Ang
This happened right around the corner from my work and it makes me wonder ....... who the f*ck was watching this child??

http://www.kptv.com/news/15710723/detail.html

 
 
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i think i'm broken  
08:35am 19/03/2008
 
 
Ang

Sunday i had this pain just below the base of my skull on the left side, now it has moved also into my shoulder. Nothing is helping, it's just getting worse. I've tried ibuprofen, heating pad, massage, pressure points. I finally resolved to making a dr's apt (which is today at 2:45pm) because i cant even sit here at my desk without crying because it hurts so bad.

EDIT: March 27th

Went to the doctor last week. He decided I had an infection in my jaw that had spread to the base of my skull. He put me on antibotics, muscle relaxers and pain pills. I am still on the antibotics but i can finally stop taking the pain pills & muscle relaxers as the pain has finally died down to a dull ache........Damn contagious allergies anyway...hehehe (inside joke, Austin came over sick but his dad said it was just allergies until we all got sick with it too)
 
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Seaside Tournament  
02:05pm 05/03/2008
 
 
Ang


Viking Hat
Viking Hat

Kyle, Kaitlin's dad showing team spirit by wearing a viking hat. Horns were put in upside down, oops.
Seaside
Seaside

FG vs Seaside.... Ali got to shoot a freethrow
Seaside
Seaside

Burlingham
Burlingham

shot from the Burlingham game
Aloha
Aloha

shot from the Aloha game
Team
Team

Team after end of tournament
Team
Team

another shot of the girls huddled in the corner
New Hat
New Hat

Ali got a new hat for every game
New Toy
New Toy

Brian playing with his new metal detector, hunting for "GOLD"
Gold Hunt
Gold Hunt

Ride Home
Ride Home

New outfit for the ride home after a long weekend




 
 
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Writer's Block: Who Pays the Deducitble?  
01:36pm 22/02/2008
 
 
Ang

You crash your friend's car because you're driving too fast in bad weather. Everyone's okay, but the car has to go into the shop. Do you pay the deductible?


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 i would pay the deductible, i was driving.  This is why i don't like to drive other people's vehicles or them driving mine. I would feel awful wrecking someone elses car, plus who knows if it was mine would the person feel like they should pay the deductible.
 
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Movie Game re-posted from a couple days ago  
01:49pm 20/02/2008
 
 
Ang
 Okay so didn't get many answers so I thought i'd post this again...

borrowed from </a></b></a>[info]brandedeclipse

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.



My movie Quotes ........................

1. “There’s no crying in baseball”     a league of their own

2. “Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.”

3. “And I thought you'd be bigger.”

4. “The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.”

5. “I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!”

6. “You ever seen a duck that couldn't swim? Quack, quack!”

7. “Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he'll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what heaven's like?”

8. “Just give me the key! Listen, I stayed... at the Bixby House. I brushed my goddamn teeth right next to the tub where Sir David Smith drowned his whole family, and I stopped being afraid of vampires when I was 12. Do you know why I can stay in your spooky old room, Mr. Olin? Because I know that ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties... don't exist. And even if they did, there's no God to protect us from them, now is there?”

9. “Any man thats got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world, you didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason, maybe that puts God on your side, to them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable, thats the best thing you can be right now.”

10. “He must write one hell of a letter.”

11.” Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it.”   i now pronounce you chuck and larry

[info]brandedeclipse

 

12. “What were you doing in El Salvador?, Working on my tan. Why did you blow the building up?  It was blocking my sun.

13. “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”

14. "Of course, we're not going to go round parading ourselves in a room full of men. This isn't... France, for God's sake"

15. "Rule One: Life is not a popularity contest, but it is a contest. Boo-hoo, they don't like me. Rule Two: You grab that scared little loser inside you and you beat the living crap out of him. Rule Three: When is enough enough? Enough is *never* enough."  Last Holiday

[info]brandedeclipse

 

 

Have Fun.
 
 
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Writer's Block: Chinese New Year  
12:29pm 20/02/2008
 
 
Ang

2008 is the Year of the Rat. Which animal year were you born in?


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 i'm an Ox...... still want that tattoo on the back of my neck
 
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Writer's Block: Last Twenty Bucks  
03:07pm 19/02/2008
 
 
Ang

List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous and one of your choosing.


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1. Practical : Toliet Paper (your always rich as long as you have TP)
2. Frivolous : keno tickets, maybe i can make another $20
3. My choosing : bottle of whiskey
 
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Basketball Frame Project  
01:15pm 13/02/2008
 
 
Ang
working on a project for the girls basketball team. I'm thinking about changing the colors.

Before  After


I think i like the red/black one better. The high school colors are maroon and gold but the girls uniforms are red/white with black shooter shirts. 

Which color do u like best?
 
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Movie Game  
11:58am 13/02/2008
 
 
Ang
borrowed from [info]brandedeclipse

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.



My movie Quotes ........................

1. “There’s no crying in baseball”     a league of their own

2. “Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.”

3. “And I thought you'd be bigger.”

4. “The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.”

5. “I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!”

6. “You ever seen a duck that couldn't swim? Quack, quack!”

7. “Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he'll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what heaven's like?”

8. “Just give me the key! Listen, I stayed... at the Bixby House. I brushed my goddamn teeth right next to the tub where Sir David Smith drowned his whole family, and I stopped being afraid of vampires when I was 12. Do you know why I can stay in your spooky old room, Mr. Olin? Because I know that ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties... don't exist. And even if they did, there's no God to protect us from them, now is there?”

9. “Any man thats got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world, you didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason, maybe that puts God on your side, to them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable, thats the best thing you can be right now.”

10. “He must write one hell of a letter.”

11.” Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it.”

12. “What were you doing in El Salvador?, Working on my tan. Why did you blow the building up?  It was blocking my sun.

13. “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”

14. "Of course, we're not going to go round parading ourselves in a room full of men. This isn't... France, for God's sake"

15. "Rule One: Life is not a popularity contest, but it is a contest. Boo-hoo, they don't like me. Rule Two: You grab that scared little loser inside you and you beat the living crap out of him. Rule Three: When is enough enough? Enough is *never* enough."



have fun



 
location: stuck at work
 
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Info about wedding  
03:51pm 06/02/2008
 
 
Ang
I have an alternate name on here for info about the wedding, it just seemed easier. 

http://kellersdream.livejournal.com/

so if you should find yourself curious I've  been posting updates on there.
tags: wedding
 
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damn germies  
12:05pm 31/01/2008
 
 
Ang
well the flu bug seems to be circulating thru our household. Richi has been sick, ali missed a game this past weekend from it, Brian went to bed as soon as he got home last night. dad was sick a couple weeks ago. austin wasn't feeling well this past weekend. dammit i refuse to get sick again.....everyone and their little germies needs to stay back..... 
 
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